O No, Canada! PLUS a write your own caption contest

So Wednesday night's Stanley Cup Game 7 was the last sports game I'm going to really care about--not including the Gold Cup--until the EPL starts up again. I think that's in August before college football (I'm not banking on any NFL preseason and I'd only care about that if there were a training camp that I could follow and see how the younger guys were doing in a game situation. I hate you NFL. I hate you so much.)

Game 7 was awesome, like all the rest of the NHL playoffs. You had the national anthems being sung and that big mulleted Canadian singer dude doing the old 'let's let the crowd sing this one' gag that was kinda cool the first time but this time it's pretty lame how he's just hanging out down there on the ice and basking in everyone else singing. Skip to 19 seconds for the douche chill.

 

 

Welp, Vancouver lost 4-0 and 4-3 in the series. Luongo was garbage enough to completely overshadow how garbage the Sedin twins were.

So what was there to do for Vancouverians? Riot. Let's burn our city to the ground because we lost a hockey game.That always ends well.

THIS..IS..VANCOUVAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

I get that hockey is Canada's game. Really, I do.

But rioting is not like you, Canada. It's not a hockey thing to do. You act like a man and get on with it.

Write your own caption contest!

Some of these rioting pictures were awesome. I'm going to put one of them up and let you all write your own caption. The winner will be mentioned in an individual post and I'll even write a haiku about you in some form. All the entries will be in the comments below. Have fun, ya hosers!