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| Snooki to self in mirror after putting this look together: "Short shorts, fur boots and neckbrace....NAILED IT!" |
Ridiculous sunglasses, fur boots and short shorts aside, the neck brace really does make Snooki's head look like it's floating and not part of her body. I can't wait to see her running around Italy with that thing on.
And there it is. The Shore has me again.
Toward the end of last season, I was done. Ronnie and Sammi constantly bickered and had run the show into the ground, making the show damn near unwatchable. But stuff like this neck brace is why we keep coming back to the Jersey Shore. It's ridiculous. It's funny and the characters are mostly likable.
I think MTV realized that they dragged us through a nearly unbearable sequence of fights between Ronnie and Sammi last year. Those were only entertaining if Ron Ron ended up sobbing afterwards.
That was brutal. It got a little frightening because in a few of those fights you ended up wondering if there was going to be any physical violence against Sammi. Ronnie wasn't the master of self control and she kept on getting into his face and yelling at him. I guess those fights are what we get for Ron being really entertaining in Miami by hooking up with tons of girls while being hammered (high?) and making Sammi think it was all her fault. It was an evil genius move.
That was brutal. It got a little frightening because in a few of those fights you ended up wondering if there was going to be any physical violence against Sammi. Ronnie wasn't the master of self control and she kept on getting into his face and yelling at him. I guess those fights are what we get for Ron being really entertaining in Miami by hooking up with tons of girls while being hammered (high?) and making Sammi think it was all her fault. It was an evil genius move.
From the photos that have been released and the other stories I've heard, this show is going to be insane and not insanely . Snooki crashes her car into a cop car. Deena almost fell off a bridge into the River Arno. And finally, what we've all been waiting for, Sitch got his ass beat by Ron Ron.
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| Despite being mauled, Sitch still lifted up his shirt to show his abs to photographers. |
This is why the Jersey Shore fans keep coming back: it's all ridiculous. It's insanely entertaining in just being mindless fun and that's what they got away from last season.
That being said, Ron Ron and Sammi are both in Italy. I don't know their current relationship status. I don't know if they can be friendly (how could you be friendly after all that?). I certainly think that living in the same house would be the best....erm.....situation.
An interesting thing that a friend brought up: what if someone gets deported? You know the Italian government is itching to get the Jersey Shore cast out as soon as possible. If Sammi or Ronnie gets into a fight into public, I could imagine some trumped up charges that would result in deportation.
You know Ron's gonna cry if he gets deported.
That being said, Ron Ron and Sammi are both in Italy. I don't know their current relationship status. I don't know if they can be friendly (how could you be friendly after all that?). I certainly think that living in the same house would be the best....erm.....situation.
An interesting thing that a friend brought up: what if someone gets deported? You know the Italian government is itching to get the Jersey Shore cast out as soon as possible. If Sammi or Ronnie gets into a fight into public, I could imagine some trumped up charges that would result in deportation.
You know Ron's gonna cry if he gets deported.
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