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The Girls
Sam: 5
I'll start with the worst. I mean really, the SamRon thing is so played out. Sam picking at the scab that is their relationship has gotten so tired, I can't watch it anymore. She earns points for realizing her relationship is "unhealthy," though, and making the right move in leaving the show. Her best moment, though was an unintentionally funny one when, in her fatigue over their constant fighting she proclaimed "I still love the dick." (Referring to Ron, we think...)
Snooki: 8
Snooki: 8
My favorite meatball didn't get nearly as much air time as she deserves, but like a good reality TV star, she made the most of what she was given. When she calls out the random guy at Beachcombers for having super tight shorts, it's pretty funny. You could see "the shaping of his wiener," says Snooki. Also her boobs looked amazing when they were about to go out. For both of these moments, Snooks gets a solid score of 8.
Deena: 6
Girlfriend had her best moment when she held Sam's hand outside at the picnic table. Sam hasn't done much to earn any love or respect from Deena - yet she gets it anyway. Way to be a good/sweet room mate D.
JWOWW: 7
Our favorite bearer of fake boobs also didn't get a lot of air time. However, the prancing out in the leather outfit was a definite "win" moment. As Carden said in a text to me "She just earned the second 'w' in her name."
The Guys
Sitch: 8.5
I can't really recall many better shows for Sitch. He broke his own character mold by a) saying he was sorry to Ron for breaking guy code (if Sitch hadn't broken guy code, he'd be a nine), b) knowing when to get Ron out of the club when Sammi was dancing with another dude and c) being there for Ron when he ugly cried for the 10th time.
Pauly D, Vinny: 6
There really wasn't much going on for these two. Highlights included Pauly hitting his shoes with some 409, Vinny swearing that Ron and Sam were "going to bang soon" and Snooki making an analogy (yesterday was a day for the record books, ladies and gentlemen: Snooki made an analogy) between her not being able to get Sam's too big bed out of the door and not being able to fit Vinny's unit in her "pinhole." Not really anything to write home about, just solid showings.
Ronnie: 1
This is how serious Ronnie's problems are right now: a bleeding backdoor from last week's episode is probably the least of his worries. This dude has some problems. He wanted to fight Sitch for a minute and somehow made Stich look like the bigger man in the argument. That's probably his least bad moment from the show last night because after that, it was all Sam-related. I think it was when Ronnie was trying to move Sam's bed with her on it when I stopped wanting to see them break up so Single Ron could go have fun and started wanting to see Sam not get seriously hurt. Then he broke a bunch of her stuff, ugly cried, yelled at her some more, fessed up to cheating on her in Miami, cried some more, broke more stuff, tried to convince her to stay and ugly cried again. Ron Ron Juice is in a glass case of emotion....and Xenadrine (I really can't get enough of those commercials). It looks like he's going home soon, too, even though we don't see the forlorn Ron looking out of a taxi shot in next week's preview like we did last week with Sam's departure.
I can't really recall many better shows for Sitch. He broke his own character mold by a) saying he was sorry to Ron for breaking guy code (if Sitch hadn't broken guy code, he'd be a nine), b) knowing when to get Ron out of the club when Sammi was dancing with another dude and c) being there for Ron when he ugly cried for the 10th time.
Pauly D, Vinny: 6
There really wasn't much going on for these two. Highlights included Pauly hitting his shoes with some 409, Vinny swearing that Ron and Sam were "going to bang soon" and Snooki making an analogy (yesterday was a day for the record books, ladies and gentlemen: Snooki made an analogy) between her not being able to get Sam's too big bed out of the door and not being able to fit Vinny's unit in her "pinhole." Not really anything to write home about, just solid showings.
Ronnie: 1
This is how serious Ronnie's problems are right now: a bleeding backdoor from last week's episode is probably the least of his worries. This dude has some problems. He wanted to fight Sitch for a minute and somehow made Stich look like the bigger man in the argument. That's probably his least bad moment from the show last night because after that, it was all Sam-related. I think it was when Ronnie was trying to move Sam's bed with her on it when I stopped wanting to see them break up so Single Ron could go have fun and started wanting to see Sam not get seriously hurt. Then he broke a bunch of her stuff, ugly cried, yelled at her some more, fessed up to cheating on her in Miami, cried some more, broke more stuff, tried to convince her to stay and ugly cried again. Ron Ron Juice is in a glass case of emotion....and Xenadrine (I really can't get enough of those commercials). It looks like he's going home soon, too, even though we don't see the forlorn Ron looking out of a taxi shot in next week's preview like we did last week with Sam's departure.
So the loser is clearly Ron for obvious reasons. Situation wins this week for strengthening his position as the house's unlikely voice of reason and sanity.
Photo credit: MTV.com
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